March 2012
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Reasons why I have a Keeper :)
1. Told me we could be Pikachu and Ash for Halloween… and I could be Ash
2. Told me I didn’t have to shave my legs before going to see him
3. When I told him I jabbed myself in the nose while picking it and therefore had a nose bleed, his response “I’m so sorry baby”
4. Allowed me to talk about cow farming butt naked rather than having sex
5. Only gets upset when I fart in front of him if I’m...
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